Tweets

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

(via catluvr96)

y0itskameron:

I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

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the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

(Source: omenta, via pornstarbucks)

drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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(via asvprock)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via asian)

fuckshitmak:

I repeat: remarkable.

tokayy:

get READY for neopets dot com to…………….INVADE tumblr 

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bitrates:

When I’m bored, I either eat, sleep, or masturbate.  

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irishcob:

royalfurby:

memenatoarisato:

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stop yelling

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(via asvprock)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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(via onlylolgifs)

dance-0f-the-damned:

Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old woman for killing and eating humans.
This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in her refrigerator.
She had been enjoying eating human meat for long time.
This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge.
Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious.
This woman said that she has eaten the victims due to her inner desires and if she is given other chance, she would repeat this action again without any interruptions.
Even in prison, she had attacked a female guard, bitten her right hand and swallowed one of her fingers.

Source: http://nollytips.blogspot.com/2013/06/female-filipina-cannibal-in-indonesia.html?m=1

(via psychos-inl0ve)