Tweets

outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(Source: outbreakings, via asian)

token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via ioniia)

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lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

I have it and it’s fucking perfect. Download it now, people. Feel safe, be safe.

(via ioniia)

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fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

(via asian)

cutiebum:

monsterzcreed:

cutiebum:

cheerupbrian:

cutiebum:

colinsnaughtysluts:

nice slut

Calling me a slut and tagging this as ‘porn’, really bitch? REALLY?

Those fucking slutty totoros in the back ffs control them abbie

I CANT CONTROL THEM

You are stunning. This is not slutty. This is simply stunning

Thank you so much :)

(via f0xcub)

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lizardvvizard:

its-almost-as-if:

bunnyfood:

(via sizvideos)

both: well this got awkward fast

#HAWKWARD

(via heyfunniest)

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sountiltomorrow:

Why is this so funny?

(Source: hamtaryo, via xcalm)

whavies:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(via asian)

apolohgy:

I follow back

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