Tweets

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

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oopsinternetaddict:

chickenyaoi:

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

babies are idiots

Let’s see you break into the White House

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scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

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putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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dulect:

listen up you little bitch

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y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

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07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

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