"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"
I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.
a set of tags i was never prepared for
when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
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When I’m bored, I either eat, sleep, or masturbate.
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep