Tweets

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ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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earthdad:

me: *thinks of memes*

me: image

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greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT’S POISONOUS?!" [missmahoney/sayoshinn]

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this “b)” is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

image

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charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

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teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 

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vinebox:

A Large!?

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